Fundstücke des Internets: Lustiges, Kurioses, Interessantes

Zitat

The final word on nutrition and health, combining the results of many independent health studies (with thanks to Susan Fischer):

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
6. The Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.
7. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Quelle

oder französisch - gibt doch auch französischsprechende Kanadier, oder?

Vielleicht ist es einfach ein: Sei alles, nur kein Kanadier?