Das ist die pure Realsatire: 
Zitat aus der about page der Tante: 'Hi! I'm Courtney, I run Courtney's 2nd Chance Rescue, (all of the rescued dogs have this prefix: Cs2CR {which stands for Courtney's 2nd Chance Rescue}) where i rescue dogs from neglective owners, where they just plain don't take care of them, where their grooming and happiness, and all that is at 0% or really low. AND if you have a dog that you can no longer care for or just dont want, please surrender (transfer) me the dog(s) for $5,000 or somewhere around there, i have NO limit whatsoever on how many i take. I also have MANY dogs up for adoption! thanks for reading! On 8/28/13@6:14PM my beloved toad Gramps died I had him for 3 years and he was special to me I know he was just a toad, but to me he was more than that...he was my best friend... I REALLY miss him and i will NEVER forget him. I'm also planning to be a missionary or someone who works with Indians on a reservation, so in a few years I'll be living with Indians on an Indian reservation! Probably the Cherokee in Northeastern Alabama. I'm interested in this career or whatever its called cause i'm a quarter Indian. My great-grandma was pure Indian and however many greats grandparents were on the Trail of Tears and that's where that grandma died.
But that's why I have an interest in this. <3'
Ich wette, die Cherokees können es kaum erwarten....
(Ich hab übrigens nix an der Formattierung geändert. Ist genau der Fleisstext, der hier steht.)
Ich weiss, ich weiss, ich bin ne Zicke *schäm* aber irgendwie werd ich zum Hirsch bei den Mädels.